Good Boys – bad movie
The trailers for Good Boys were deceptive, they made this movie look like a great time but they’ve crammed all the best jokes into two minutes and you really shouldn’t [...]
Film Review
Midsommar – no cure for the sommar time blues
If you’re wondering whether or not writer/director Ari Aster has been able to live up to the buzz he created with his first film, let’s just get it out of the way right [...]
Jordan Peele’s “Us” – find out why the critics got 5 on it!
The best way to see writer, producer, director Jordan Peele’s ‘Us’ is to go in knowing as little as [...]
Netflix Mötley Crüe biopic a ride on the mild side
If you’re a fan of Mötley Crüe you’ve already seen this movie and no doubt you really enjoyed it. But what if you’re [...]
Captain Marvel reviewed – calm your tits!
It’s a bit of a shame we can’t talk about captain Marvel without talking about all the bullshit that’s played out in the leadup to it’s [...]
Alita battles to get into the black after bad opening
We’ve been seeing trailers for Alita: Battle Angel in cinemas for about a year now and when the hype train is long it is matched by the conga line of critics ready and [...]
Ant-Man and The Wasp – all buzz, no sting
Ant-Man and the Wasp could be the most fun you might have with a Marvel movie but, in trying to balance out the feels post-Infinity War can anything really stand [...]
Red Sparrow – sexy spies suffer from a flaccid plot
Watching Red Sparrow feels like driving a sports car with the handbrake on. It’s got all the ingredients to make for an absolutely thrilling ride, it looks good, the [...]
Starship Troopers – 20 years on and still bugging critics!
Starship Troopers is a window into a very right wing future. Find out why, after 20 years, it’s even more relevant today in this retro [...]
Brown note! Death Note strikes a bum chord with fans
The Netflix, live action, film adaptation of the popular Japanese Manga Death Note, really has tongues wagging at the moment. Unfortunately it seems for all the wrong [...]
The Watchman 