Lords of Chaos – the devil is in the details
As a young headbanger in the late nineties I was captivated by the stories coming out of Norway about Black Metal and this band Mayhem that was taking the ridiculous and [...]
Cinema
Alita battles to get into the black after bad opening
We’ve been seeing trailers for Alita: Battle Angel in cinemas for about a year now and when the hype train is long it is matched by the conga line of critics ready and [...]
Cold Pursuit – Liam Neeson, racism and how to bomb an opening
Is Liam Neeson a racist and is Cold Pursuit an utterly pointless remake? Sit down, I think we need to have a little [...]
Glass – a bad tempered movie review
M Night Shyamalan was back on a roll following the success of Split but, in spite of all hype behind his latest film Glass, it seems he’s closed down the ride rather [...]
Bumblebee is the best of a bad bunch
There’s one thing that Michael Bay’s Transformers movies all have in common. While they have ranged from average at best to utter crap none of them (in my opinion) have [...]
This Spider-Man epic will blow your mind
Well I guess if they throw enough Spider-Men against the wall one of them is eventually gonna [...]
Overlord – gory good fun but actually nothing special
Overlord does exactly what it says on the packaging, and while it’s nice to get what you paid for, that’s all you get thanks to some pretty prescriptive [...]
Creed 2 – old tricks for a new and improved dog
Creed 2 is the 8th movie set in the Rocky Universe, however as the title suggests it is working to be a franchise all of its [...]
Robin Hood is a complete waste of time
Did anyone see the trailer for this and foolishly think it would be [...]
Halloween – made with care but fails to scare
Michael Myers is a one trick pony and that trick was played exceptionally well in the first [...]
