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Captain Marvel reviewed – calm your tits!

It’s a bit of a shame we can’t talk about captain Marvel without talking about all the bullshit that’s played out in the leadup to it’s [...]
Lords of Chaos – the devil is in the details

As a young headbanger in the late nineties I was captivated by the stories coming out of Norway about Black Metal and this band Mayhem that was taking the ridiculous and [...]
Alita battles to get into the black after bad opening

We’ve been seeing trailers for Alita: Battle Angel in cinemas for about a year now and when the hype train is long it is matched by the conga line of critics ready and [...]
Cold Pursuit – Liam Neeson, racism and how to bomb an opening

Is Liam Neeson a racist and is Cold Pursuit an utterly pointless remake? Sit down, I think we need to have a little [...]
Glass – a bad tempered movie review

M Night Shyamalan was back on a roll following the success of Split but, in spite of all hype behind his latest film Glass, it seems he’s closed down the ride rather [...]

Captain Marvel reviewed – calm your tits!